Where is that Boat?
2007-05-07
I wish there were a really big boat. It's going to set sail to some far away destination and it's totally free. Only catch is that it's for men only. Take it one step farther - only men that are selfish, self-centered, etc can go. Advertising wouldn't be difficult. Just tell men what they want to hear and they will come. Tell them this trip would take them to a place where they are ALWAYS right, they NEVER do anything wrong and they are waited on hand and foot without ever having to show appreciation for kindness that is so freely given. Once all the men arrive at this magical destination, reality will sink in fast. No women. Without us who will they blame, who will thanklessly wait on them, who will tolerate behavior most kids get punished for? Forget about the sex. That's not what they will miss. They need a mother to take care of their needs.
I know Mother's Day is coming soon and my last post was something nice about that. That's for all the other mom's out there. My husband thinks of his own mother, his sisters, his ex and everyone else. He doesn't even take my kids to buy me a card. I tell my boys it's the thought that counts when they realize it's Mother's Day and they have nothing for me. It's not their fault. My mother's day will be like all the ones before. Just another day.
Doe (2007-05-09)
Do something nice for yourself for Mother's Day. Take the kids to the park, take a picnic.
Take a long bubble bath with candles and music. A drive in the country.
Love yourself.
Mary Mary Quite Contrary (2007-05-07)
- Doesn't even take the kids out to get you a card?
Think he would buy the anchor being one of those guy chains that make a man look o-so-sexy and irresistable??
Curly Girly (2007-05-07)
Can I put all of my ex-boyfriends on it?
And I hope you have a happy mother's day anyway, no matter who recognizes it!
Barnabus (2007-05-07)
Wow!! what an owieee!! I guess we all get thoughtless once in a while. but there's no excuse for it to be continual!!!
Froggie (2007-05-07)
Maybe Oprah would be willing to help? She likes to donate and this would be the charity event to beat them all.
figjam (2007-05-07)
If this kind of boat existed I'd put my husband on it in a heartbeat.
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