You Might Be a School Employee If . . .
2007-04-18
For all those who think working in a school is child's play, read on!You might be a school employee if...
...you believe the playground should be equipped
with a Ritalin salt lick.
...you want to slap the next person who says, "Must be
nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers off."
...it is difficult to name your own child because
there's no name you can come up with that doesn't
bring high blood pressure as it is uttered.
...you can tell it's a full moon without ever looking
outside.
...you believe "shallow gene pool" should have its own
box on a report card.
...you believe that unspeakable evils will befall you
if anyone says, "Boy, the kids sure are mellow
today."
...when out in public, you feel the urge to snap your
fingers at children you do not know and correct
their behavior.
...you have no social life between August and June.
...you think people should have a government permit
before being allowed to reproduce.
...you wonder how some parents MANAGED to reproduce!
...you laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the
staff room as the "lounge."
...you encourage an obnoxious parent to check into
charter schools or home schooling.
...you think caffeine should be available in
intravenous form
...meeting a child's parent instantly answers the
question, "Why is this kid like this?"
crazylady (2007-04-18)
oh so true, we don't pay our teachers enough to put up with those obnoxious parents and out of control kids. the ones that suffer are the kids trying to learn as well as the teacher trying to teach.
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